Joke of the day.

prince-of-mametown:

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roseonabeach:

frostedsammy:

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”

“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”

what

Took me about ten minutes to finally understand this

stupidest/most awesome joke ever

This fucking website

(Source: flyingscotsman, via raggedydokta)

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sextective:

as a non-english speaking person, reading fanfiction in your own native language is probably the weirdest and most horrible thing ever

(Source: sextective, via thedonnanoble)

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color palette, inspired by: my soul

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"My darling, you are allowed to fail without being a failure. You are allowed to make mistakes without becoming one. More opportunities will present themselves, you will find hope again."

rustyvoices (via carstairs)

(Source: wordsaresinging, via thedonnanoble)

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teencry:

tumblr has made me a very sarcastic person irl

(Source: teencry, via doctorsherlocklokison)

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nathanielemmett:

I have seen these separate before, but I wanted to put the three together: Leonid's paintings with the TARDIS brilliantly photoshopped in. I would hang one of these in my living room without any hesitation!

(via supreme-emma-lannister)

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"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

Douglas AdamsThe Restaurant at the End of the Universe (via feellng)

(via dianebubbles)

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(Source: captainsteves, via oimatchstickman)

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sparklehorsettes:

aerysii asked: Roose Bolton or Arya Stark?

(via supreme-emma-lannister)

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